THREEBIES!: Lot #309 - Drunken Cake, Shrunken Heads, Skools Out - Love Potion Magickal Perfumerie

$24.95

Threebies are THREE bottles for the Price of ONE.

Why? Age.

Some of these bottles were pulled from the catalog due to age. Some were put aside, lost or forgotten, and age crept up on them.

All of them have been treated well - kept sealed, temp controlled, and in the dark - however, you should plan to use and enjoy these promptly because all are several years old.

This lot contains:

DRUNKEN CAKE
Based on a recipe for Irish Porter Cake, this brew is festive fun! Porter is a dark stout famous in Ireland, and gives this recipe its distinctive flavor. It's no wonder this confection's popularity has spread worldwide! Get your Irish on with our interpretation of the famed St. Patrick's Day dessert: two beer accords (One for each hand!) are folded into brown sugar, vanilla, milk and cream, then seasoned with ginger, cinnamon and other dessert spices, and studded with dried candied fruits (lemon, orange, berries and plums) as a scrumptious finishing touch…you'll be the delicious life of any party (and save yourself the hangover)!


SHRUNKEN HEADS
On the lighter side of Fall…the scent of shriveled crab apples (no really, they're pickled in ginger!) made tangy with cranberry and fresh with apple blossom, then lightly powdered with frankincense and myrrh. This is a gentle, slightly sweet fragrance, but with a crisp and clean evocation.


SKOOL'S OUT
You lose HOW MUCH percentage of your learning over the summer?
When the last bell rings...run for it! Two months of freedom...and that's two months of mischief, adventure, and just plain old goofing around. So for a scent memory of those sunny wild times at the beach, or a sassy accompaniment to this year's summertime experiences, here's the scent of young lust and a different kind of education: sugary bubblegum and cherry tobacco with a glistening sheen of classic pineapple/coconut suntan oil and a drop of sweet sandalwood.


Ingredients: Fragrance, DPG oil.
Packaged in a glass roll-on bottle, with attractive label as pictured.

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We regret that we cannot accept returns on fragrance and beauty care items. Federal law dictates that we have to destroy all returned items. As a small, independent artisan perfumerie we cannot absorb the cost associated with destroying product. Rest assured you will never be buying someone else's returned items. We do understand how challenging it can be to purchase fragranced items without smelling them first, therefore we offer trial sizes which are a great way to test before you invest in full bottles. Also, we encourage customers to join in our lively and friendly message boards where members can buy, sell and swap with other members in the Trading Post area. Thank you for your understanding.

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Additional

TURN AROUND TIME: The majority of our items are hand crafted, and many of them are individually made to order, so please be patient while we brew our magic just for you. Domestic orders take an average of 1-2 weeks from date of ordering to delivery at your door. Custom items and international orders may take up to 3 weeks until it reaches your home. We appreciate your patience and we're confident that you will find your goodies worth the wait!

Disclaimer: Love Potion® Fragrances are created with the magical properties of the ingredients in mind. The "meanings" of the ingredients are derived from folklore and religions the world over and throughout time. While we create fragrances with intended "purposes", no guarantee of success is granted or implied.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Truth About Pheromones

Pheromones are sterile lab recreations of human bodily secretions. They are used as perfume additives, and like scent notes, can help create an aura or evoke an emotion.

They are not hormones or steroids, and do not cause physiological change such as a drug might. They do not require the presence of a human VNO organ. They are essentially scent notes, chemical messages that are interpreted through the brain when inhaled.

They do not override a person's free will, and cannot make anyone do something they do not want to do. They are not just for sexual conquest, though that is one of their purposes.

Please see this excellent article on the subject of smell and emotion, thank you.
http://www.sirc.org/publik/smell_emotion.html

Magickal Meanings of Ingredients

We craft perfumes with intent as our starting point, & while we call this "magic" to be cute & fun, what we do is really a mixture of art & science. It's a fact that scents effect people's feelings & opinions; you can subtly influence people using aromas. This is our expertise.

When we craft a potion for love, what we are doing is helping to make the wearer appear approachable, cuddly, or seductive based upon known responses to the ingredients...vanilla & honey being among the most reliable attractants of this kind.

For a money potion, we choose ingredients that give off a clean and professional aura, which in turn can help give the impression that the wearer is reliable, dependable & worthy of investment.

Understand? :)

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