In the midst of the Zombie Apocalypse, a girl can’t stand out in a crowd…especially if that crowd wants her BRAAAAAIIIINS! Blend right in among those drooling shuffling creeps with our airy-fresh fragrance reminiscent of a cool Autumn morning. A soft misty musky floral mix of sacred datura, sweet pea, Sicilian mandarin EO, fennel seed, teak and black walnut with refreshing accents of cucumber, bamboo and mint. And of course no airheaded concoction would be complete without our exclusive LACE pheromone formula, containing a “woozy” amount of Alpha-Androstenol (mood elevator, attraction amplifier) plus the precious ultra-feminizing pheromone Estratetraenol. Effects are reported as making the wearer feel extra girly and even a bit ditsy, as well as an additional airy jasmine note of Hedione, a fragrance ingredient purported to produce an attractant pheromone-like response in others when added to perfume.
***NOTE - CHOOSE PHERO'D OR VIRGIN (NO PHEROS)
“Now then, dearie, I believe you are prepared for most eventualities, but no independent woman worth their essential salts should be out and about in the wide world without -”
She held up an empty bottle. “Zombie Repellent!”
I cracked up. “Are you serious? Zombies? Really?!”
“Metaphorical or actual, the buggers are EVERYWHERE.”
“But…there’s nothing in that bottle.”
“Ah, well that’s the secret, my girl – it only looks empty. Just like those creatures, eh? And how does a girl blend in amongst the shuffling hoards? By pretending to be an airhead when necessary! They can’t eat yer brains if ya haven’t got any!” Cackle.
I sniffed, and it was a very airy kind of scent indeed, like a cool breeze.
“Well, I suppose it couldn’t hurt, right?”
Shadow leapt up on the counter as the old woman rung up my purchases, and the total came to much less than I expected.
“Shadow says you should get the ‘Woman of Taste and Distinction’ discount,” the old woman said as she carefully wrapped the bottles and put them into a basket.
“Why thank you, Shadow,” I said to the cat, and I petted her affectionately. Her fur was so soft and she began to purr, it was a lovely soothing sound.
“Now then, ye must visit me again with any questions; I’ll be here, I’ve always been here, you know. I’m sure you’ll find us again when next you need us!”
I gave my thanks to the witch and her familiar and then standing outside on the sidewalk amid the traffic I thought: did that really just happen? Did I witness actual magic?! My mind reeled, and my nose was full of all the amazing scents of the potions I had purchased. The proof was in the basket, so to speak.
As I walked down the street once more I felt like I was embarking upon a grand adventure…and I had the tools at my disposal to make the most of it. Even if – especially if – the Zombie Apocalypse happened. Like, tomorrow. As I was learning, you just never knew what the day could bring…
…The End. ?
*This fragrance is a limited edition.
Perfume Oil Ingredients: Fragrance, DPG oil, Pheromones.
Perfume Spray Ingredients: SD40B Alcohol, Fragrance, DPG oil, Pheromones.
Perfume Oil packaged in a glass roll-on bottle, with attractive label as pictured. 1/3rd fl oz bottle.
Perfume Spray packaged in a rectangular glass spray bottle, with attractive label as pictured. 1 fl.oz. bottle
Trial Vials are Tall Slim Glass Vials - which hold approx 1.75 ml of perfume and feature the same label as the full sized perfumes.
Love Potion® Fragrances are created with the magical properties of the ingredients in mind. The "meanings" of the ingredients are derived from folklore and religions the world over and throughout time.
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We have a $25 minimum for international orders.
New shipping rates make it difficult to properly anticipate exact costs for International orders. The cart will charge you a guestimate. If you've paid too much we will refund the excess. If you've paid too little we will need to invoice you for the difference. Thank you for your understanding.
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We regret that we cannot accept returns on fragrance and beauty care items. Federal law dictates that we have to destroy all returned items. As a small, independent artisan perfumerie we cannot absorb the cost associated with destroying product. Rest assured you will never be buying someone else's returned items. We do understand how challenging it can be to purchase fragranced items without smelling them first, therefore we offer trial sizes which are a great way to test before you invest in full bottles. Also, we encourage customers to join in our lively and friendly message boards where members can buy, sell and swap with other members in the Trading Post area. Thank you for your understanding.
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TURN AROUND TIME: The majority of our items are hand crafted, and many of them are individually made to order, so please be patient while we brew our magic just for you. Domestic orders take an average of 1-2 weeks from date of ordering to delivery at your door. Custom items and international orders may take up to 3 weeks until it reaches your home. We appreciate your patience and we're confident that you will find your goodies worth the wait!
Disclaimer: Love Potion® Fragrances are created with the magical properties of the ingredients in mind. The "meanings" of the ingredients are derived from folklore and religions the world over and throughout time. While we create fragrances with intended "purposes", no guarantee of success is granted or implied.
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Love Potion Magickal Perfumerie
703 Main Street
Vancouver, WA 98660
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Phone: (360) 695-3965
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Please note: We are closed on weekends and postal holidays. Please call only during the above posted hours....that's when we are available to take calls. We are on West Coast time. Thanks!
In business since 1986, we are the US Registered Trademark holders of the term "Love Potion" for fragranced items; legal status "Incontestable". We are the only ones officially authorized to use this phrase, including variations of the phrase. We assiduously protect our Registered Trademarks & copyrighted materials without exception. Licensing opportunities are available. Thank you for respecting our intellectual property rights.
Pheromones are sterile lab recreations of human bodily secretions. They are used as perfume additives, and like scent notes, can help create an aura or evoke an emotion.
They are not hormones or steroids, and do not cause physiological change such as a drug might. They do not require the presence of a human VNO organ. They are essentially scent notes, chemical messages that are interpreted through the brain when inhaled.
They do not override a person's free will, and cannot make anyone do something they do not want to do. They are not just for sexual conquest, though that is one of their purposes.
Please see this excellent article on the subject of smell and emotion, thank you.
We craft perfumes with intent as our starting point, & while we call this "magic" to be cute & fun, what we do is really a mixture of art & science. It's a fact that scents effect people's feelings & opinions; you can subtly influence people using aromas. This is our expertise.
When we craft a potion for love, what we are doing is helping to make the wearer appear approachable, cuddly, or seductive based upon known responses to the ingredients...vanilla & honey being among the most reliable attractants of this kind.
For a money potion, we choose ingredients that give off a clean and professional aura, which in turn can help give the impression that the wearer is reliable, dependable & worthy of investment.