Hold on to your snuggle buddies, friends, because this one is a DOOZY! A certain lovely lady you may have heard of who...teaches people how to sleep? No really, apparently her YouTube channel gets thousands of hits a day because people love to watch a beautiful woman sleeping and ASMR is the hot content trend. Video testimonials are blowing up on TikTok, people claiming SHE is the real-life Sand(wo)man who comes to you in your dreams with guided meditations. I suppose there can be worse ways to market oneself, but while she’s at it, can she bring a friend for me to hang out with in Dreamland?
For the deepest dreamiest snooze of all, avail yourself of our well-loved scented spell for summoning enchanted sleep: a perfume spray crafted of calming anise, a lavish pillow of marshmallow, soothing varieties of dry and fresh vanilla, smooth amber, tonka and oakmoss plus soft powdered sugar. To ensure you chillax to the max we’ve included a dose of our exclusive SAVAGE BEAST pheromone mix. Originally created to bring peaceful accord to a blended family of felines, Mara realized the pheromone blend she crafted - with ingredients promoting calm, trust, and a feeling of safety - could bring comfort to the world of humans as well.
MAGICKAL MEANINGS OF INGREDIENTS:
ANISE ~ Sexual potency, cleansing, wards away nightmares, protective, purification, happiness, youth, psychic powers, luck, calming, soothing, meditation.
MARSHMALLOW ROOT ~ Fertility, happiness, creativity, increase in psychic awareness, intuition, love, protection, exorcism. Gently commanding and persuading.
VANILLA ~ Aphrodisiac, inspires happiness, playfulness, sexual arousal, lust, vitalizing.
TONKA ~ Love, money, courage, wishes granted; wards off illness.
SUGAR ~ Attracts love, luck, sweetness and riches. Lust inducing, wishes granted.
AMBER ~ Fertility, creativity, love, luck, riches.
OAKMOSS ~ Luck enhancing, financial success, protection, charity. Parental and unconditional love.